So this just happened with my calc teacher.
Me: Prom is next weekend I'm just really excited!
Teacher: What's so great about prom?
Me: Well you get to get all dressed up and be really pretty.
Teacher: Are you saying you're not pretty every day?
Me: Well I'm just normal looking every day but really pretty on prom.
Teacher: So it's like a maximum pretty. When the derivative of pretty equals zero.
gorlitsa:

This is what happens when there is free time in calculus class.

gorlitsa:

This is what happens when there is free time in calculus class.

dontblink91011:

I’m such a nerd. x

dontblink91011:

I’m such a nerd. x

welcometosincity-bitches:

undelineable:

The guy all the way to the right is twerkin’ it.

twerk team 2013.

welcometosincity-bitches:

undelineable:

The guy all the way to the right is twerkin’ it.

twerk team 2013.

ifyoulaugh:

The best surprised Patrick GIFs.

wizardlightningbattle:

This fucking show

The awkward moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.